I beat the piss! I was sitting at the table with the usual friends. We order and spend an hour laughing and joking.
I start to feel the stimulus of pee ... but I do not get up from the table, I do not know because I was absorbed by the idiotic speeches and then ... I did not want to raise, so I was sitting right there!
The stimulus is getting older, I turn to Andrea and I "I have to go to the bathroom ... but I do not want to get up, but now I'm bursting!"
him with a laugh turns all towards us and then says "To be honest too!"
At that point the race starts! Glances c'alziamo both and start running toward the door bathroom.The waiters tossed from side to side to get us through, knowing that we would stop in front of anyone: It was a matter of honor! I had to win the cup!
"Andre thou hast 38 years! Is not it time that you stop making silly competitions with 18years?"
"Shut up nana! C'arrivo first I have longer legs!" Among
shoving and kicking I arrived first at the door: "Siiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!! Victory!"
"So you say! Now let's see you knock if you can do it with me I'm behind the door! "
" We can not have the same fear you feel: psccchhhhhhhhhhh "
" Ok you win leave the bathroom now! "
" hahaha! but why?! I'm so good in here! Then it is also a beautiful bathroom you know! "
" map? I beat it! "
" I do not mind the bathroom is mine! hahah "
" ... I can tell you one thing? "
" Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerto! So do not go out! "
" You know the story of girls who either fly or are whores "
" Yes Andre ... You said a thousand times! "
" Well .... you do not fly! "